Uh oh! The office fridge can be a huge bone of contention – who is taking up the most shelf space? Who finished the last of the communal milk? And, who stole somebody’s lunch? The natural response to each of these issues? A comically passive aggressive note, of course! We’ve trawled the internet for the most hilarious office fridge notes around to provide you with some inspiration for any future office fridge dilemmas you might have!
It seems this attempt at a passive aggressive note may have back-fired on Dave a bit! Maybe a simple ‘hands off’ will suffice in future.
Well, that’s one way to ensure nobody uses your salad dressing. Although, a bottle of several peoples’ spit in the office fridge doesn’t seem like most hygienic thing! We might pass on that one…
If you’re going to tell somebody off for stealing your food, you might as well do it in the style of Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s award acceptance speech! We’re big fans of this note!
Jeez, you try to be generous and instead you upset the entire office! Perhaps keep the slimming aids to yourself in future.
It would seem that Debbie has quite the reputation! Apparently the only thing that might be actually be Debbie’s is a bottle of juice.
Including a laxative in your soup is certainly one way of deterring people from stealing it. Desperate times call for desperate measures, after all!
This genius has thought of a cunning way to ensure that come lunchtime their food is still where they left it. We can only hope the person with the pudding can say the same thing!
Once you look past the food waste, it’s actually quite an imaginative way of asking somebody not to steal your food! We just want to know who would steal just half a slice of bread?!
Who needs company-wide emails when you can start a post-it note chain in the fridge? Let’s hope they got those puppies and gold coins!
Rather than throwing gone off food away, serve the owner with an eviction notice and ensure the offending item remains there for all of eternity.
Well, that’s one way to ask for a pay rise! Either way, it could be an extremely good point, or perhaps just a slight over-reaction!
Mmm, tasty, tasty poison curry! It’s highly unlikely that is the real flavour of the curry, however it’d take a brave person to risk it.
Well, they’ve got a point. No matter how tasty the contents of the box might be, it’s not worth risking your life over. Also, the contents are probably not worth issuing a death threat over…
Some say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but it would seem this individual disagrees. Beware, the out of date yogurts!
Good cop, bad cop works so well on TV, why wouldn’t it work in the fridge? No doubt this thief was left trembling in their boots!
Note: This may not be entirely factually accurate! Let this be a lesson to us all – when all else fails, scare everyone by suggesting that eating your food will give them a sexually transmitted disease. It’s fool proof!
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